Mush in Green Shirt Around the World Tour

Helping the Chinese fight off Communism with a pint in hand and a white plastic chair in the other, the commies were soon on the back foot.

Here is Green Mush, going for a stroll in Bradford

Here is mush almost being stoned by the Bradford locals for looking at one of their birds ankles

Mush brings down the Berlin Wall, before shagging some whores and eating a kebab

Neil Armstrong was not the first man on the moon, so fuck off USA, our Mush had been there before, and had a pint waiting for the Yanks when they got there. He is pictured here having just left a brothel in the sea of Tranquillity on his way to eat some Fish and Chips.

War Time

However, jokes aside, when called to fight, Mush was first to take up the call to arms, whichever conflict it was. From the fields of Flanders to present day Basra, our Mush is there doing his thing for Queen, country and pub darts team.

Here we see our Mush in full combat gear, slippers and pints at the ready.

Here is Mush on tour in ‘NAM’, telling a  kid looking back at him to fuck off if the slanty eyed cunt knows what’s good for him.

At Live Aid, moments before slapping Freddie Mercury for being a cunting little queer

Here we see mush, the only unphased man at ground zero on 9-11. Whilst others are running, Mush is calm as you like checking for an unreleased pair of trainers in the local shops. This was despite his twin brother (with pony tail) calling out to Mush with his arms outstretched ready to save the pints.

FILMS

Mush’s first taste of fame was when he appeared on Family Fortunes,
After this brief appearance, Mush was signed up by British directors, hoping to use his hardman image in cutting edge British cinema.

It was not long before Hollywood came knocking for our Mush, whisking him off to film the cult classic Terminator, where he uttered that famous “I’ll be at the back having a line”
He then moved on to play the role he was destined to play, The incredible Mush

And went on to play a variety of roles….

Mush and Religion

Forgive them father for they are pissed….

Experts have recently translated the Gospel according to Mush, in which he states the principles of life are “Fight, drink, shag whores and do drugs, preferably at the same time”

Sport

Popular Cuture

Mush spent a period hanging out with the Beatles, teaching them how to do Turks, drink beer and shag whores

He even spent some time developing Gangsta Rap with the NWA

Telling Big Brother to 'do one'

Politics

Mush had a dab at politics, rebranding himself as a New Labour Bairite, however it all ended in tears, after he was caught shagging Blunketts birds nany in the back of Westminster. Mush is reported to have said, "she was a whore, fuck that blind cunt, he was getting wanked off by the dog".

On a fathers for justice protest

Sorting out the Mid East

Getting honoured by America for services to international Mushness

Teaching Harry how to be a good Royal

FINALLY PLEASE DONT FORGET ABOUT THE TSUNAMI